Life without names.

sudo apt-get install cacaserver
 
CACA_DRIVER=raw vlc v4l:/dev/video0 --vout=caca --intf dummy|cacaserver

while :;do nc -p8080 -vnlc'r=read;e="echo -e";$r a b c;while [ -n "`$e $a|tr -d "\r\n"`" ];do $r a;done;f=`$e $b|sed s/.//`;h=”HTTP/1.0″;z=”404 Not Found\n”;[ -z $f ]&&(ls|while $r n;do [ -f $n ]&&$e “$n“;done)||([ -f $f ]&&($e “$h 200 OK\r\nContent-Type: `file -ib $f`\n”;cat $f)||$e “$h $z\n$z”)’;done

nc -lp 1234 > filename

nc -w 1 server2.example.com 1234 < filenamez

echo stats | nc 127.0.0.1 11211
echo stats items | nc 127.0.0.1 11211
echo stats sizes | nc 127.0.0.1 11211
echo stats slabs | nc 127.0.0.1 11211